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—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via eventhestarsdie)


i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via effervescentwallflower)


not being able to sing both ron and draco’s parts in granger danger at the same time is the most tragic fact of my existence 

(via anthonyhope)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.